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Aroma: An anti-seasonal depression tea, with bergamot, white tea, ginger and a citrus twist.
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Seriously, fuck that shit.
This whole year is a dumpster fire, your house smells like sweat socks and stale takeout (because who even goes outside anymore?), and your brain is a knuckle-dragging troll that’s actively trying to club you to death with your own fears and anxieties.
It’s a three-ring circus set in Hell.
You know what might make you feel better? Some goddamned aromatherapy, that’s what. Something that smells so good—like fresh bergamot, white tea, and ginger root—that it reminds you that the world beyond your own walls can be pretty fucking magical.
Before you know it, the world inside your four walls doesn’t seem that bad, either.
Goodbye, sweat socks and stale takeout.
Adios, knuckle-dragging troll.
And that dumpster fire? It’s actually kind of pretty, if you think about it.
The future smells bright.
Fragrance Notes: Bergamot, White Tea & Ginger
Fragrance Description: Fuck Depression defiantly challenges with its invigorating blend of bergamot, white tea, and ginger. This bold fragrance is a rallying cry against the shadows, where the uplifting citrusy notes of bergamot dance with the calming essence of white tea and the spicy warmth of ginger, creating an atmosphere of resilience and determination. With each breath of Fuck Depression, you're reminded to stand tall, face adversity head-on, and find strength in the power of self-care and self-love.
How To Use: Gently press on the edges of the bars to split them into their individual cubes. Pull one cube out and pop it in your warmer! One cube is designed to last a week before needing to be replaced.
About Our Melts: Our wax melts are hand poured in Baltimore, Ohio by a small, local team right here at our family run studio & boutique. These melts are made with American made soy wax, and the oils sourced from IFRA perfumists that conform to the strictest standards, both legally and our own, to ensure you’re getting a top-notch product that’s safe, fragrant and worth every penny. Many of our ingredients are sourced right here in Ohio!
Curing Process: Curing is a process that occurs when natural wax and oil are mixed and cooled. The oil needs time to bind to the wax and strengthen, which in turn makes them smell significantly stronger! Curing takes at least 2 weeks post-production, but most wax ships pre-cured! However since many of them are made fresh and sell fast, many customers opt to wait 1-2 weeks before melting a product once they receive it… just in case! Don’t worry, you can still open and sniff in the meantime! For best results and max potential, you can cure for up to 2 months!
Details & Craftsmanship
Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.
Description
Aroma: An anti-seasonal depression tea, with bergamot, white tea, ginger and a citrus twist.
--
Seriously, fuck that shit.
This whole year is a dumpster fire, your house smells like sweat socks and stale takeout (because who even goes outside anymore?), and your brain is a knuckle-dragging troll that’s actively trying to club you to death with your own fears and anxieties.
It’s a three-ring circus set in Hell.
You know what might make you feel better? Some goddamned aromatherapy, that’s what. Something that smells so good—like fresh bergamot, white tea, and ginger root—that it reminds you that the world beyond your own walls can be pretty fucking magical.
Before you know it, the world inside your four walls doesn’t seem that bad, either.
Goodbye, sweat socks and stale takeout.
Adios, knuckle-dragging troll.
And that dumpster fire? It’s actually kind of pretty, if you think about it.
The future smells bright.
Fragrance Notes: Bergamot, White Tea & Ginger
Fragrance Description: Fuck Depression defiantly challenges with its invigorating blend of bergamot, white tea, and ginger. This bold fragrance is a rallying cry against the shadows, where the uplifting citrusy notes of bergamot dance with the calming essence of white tea and the spicy warmth of ginger, creating an atmosphere of resilience and determination. With each breath of Fuck Depression, you're reminded to stand tall, face adversity head-on, and find strength in the power of self-care and self-love.
How To Use: Gently press on the edges of the bars to split them into their individual cubes. Pull one cube out and pop it in your warmer! One cube is designed to last a week before needing to be replaced.
About Our Melts: Our wax melts are hand poured in Baltimore, Ohio by a small, local team right here at our family run studio & boutique. These melts are made with American made soy wax, and the oils sourced from IFRA perfumists that conform to the strictest standards, both legally and our own, to ensure you’re getting a top-notch product that’s safe, fragrant and worth every penny. Many of our ingredients are sourced right here in Ohio!
Curing Process: Curing is a process that occurs when natural wax and oil are mixed and cooled. The oil needs time to bind to the wax and strengthen, which in turn makes them smell significantly stronger! Curing takes at least 2 weeks post-production, but most wax ships pre-cured! However since many of them are made fresh and sell fast, many customers opt to wait 1-2 weeks before melting a product once they receive it… just in case! Don’t worry, you can still open and sniff in the meantime! For best results and max potential, you can cure for up to 2 months!
